Let's bring Santa to Parsippany

That’s what U.S. Sen. Robert Menendez, D-N.J, wants to do.
The senator sent the following letter to Santa Claus:

Iam writing out of concern, because you may have to move from the North Pole due to the dramatic melting of Arctic sea ice.  The Navy’s chief oceanographer says that by the summer of 2020 the North Pole may not have summer ice and other scientists project that an ice-free Arctic is possible as soon as 2012! 

       Scientists overwhelmingly agree that polar ice is melting because of greenhouse gas pollution and I am working hard to reduce these emissions.  But there is probably nothing we can do in time to save the North Pole.  I am worried about your safety and your ability to deliver billions of Christmas gifts if the ice cap on the North Pole no longer stays frozen all year.  What will happen to your house, your workshop, the elves’ houses and your reindeer barns?  

      I want you to know that if you want to relocate to the beautiful state of New Jersey, I would be proud to assist you.  But given the climate you are accustomed to, I will understand if you would like to relocate to the South Pole.  Just be sure not to move to the Antarctic Peninsula or West Antarctic ice sheet, areas that are also experiencing rapid ice melt. 

       Please know that I will work to mobilize the U.S. federal government to assist when you relocate.  I am sure we can both agree that on a warming planet, we need to do all we can to save Christmas.     

Now, this is a joke. but I am sure there will be some Scrooges who are going to find something here to complain about,


About fsnowflack
Fred Snowflack was editorial page editor and a political columnist for the Daily Record of Morristown for almost 12 years. He has won numerous awards for editorial and column writing from the New Jersey Press Association and has written a blog on county and state politics for the last three years. He lives in Ledgewood in Morris County.

One Response to Let's bring Santa to Parsippany

  1. P says:

    Fred, time to put the glass of eggnog down.

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